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"My cat's breath smells like cat food!"
-Ralph Wiggum, The Simpsons
"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada." 
- Britney Spears
"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." 
- Dan Quayle
"...more and more of our imports are coming from overseas."
-George W. Bush
"To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god"
-Celine Dion
"It isn't pollution that is hurting the environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." 
- Dan Quayle
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